December 2011
464 posts
I swear
If I get one more “happy new year” mass text
I’m going to shit.
everywhere.
STOP IT!
That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose student: you mean semen is like sugar? Biology Teacher: yeah basically me: doesn’t taste like.. Biology Teacher: me: student: Biology Teacher: me: student: me: whoops
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Some parents are too soft. If I EVER called my mom...
datass-br0:
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and its juss disrepsectful.
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Asking who's the "man" and who's the "woman" in a...
butchrag:
excellent.
^^^
When people tell me not to act weird in public. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
“please, I’m making your day entertaining.”
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“I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I...”
– Robert A. Heinlein (via sorakeem)
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
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