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LAUSD Votes to Close LA Indigenous High School
The Los Angeles Unified School District Board of Education voted to close the Anahuacalmecac International University Preparatory High School on Tuesday. Trustee Mónica García was the only board member who voted to renew the Indigenous-themed school’s 5-year charter.
“We have had more than 500 years of resistance. This is nothing new,” Marco Aguilar, the schools’ co-founder and executive director, told crying students and supporters after the meeting.
Anahuacalmecac can still appeal to stay open to the Los Angeles County Office of Education. Stay tuned for more information.
Visit: Semillas Community Schools
Photo Credit: Bob Chamberlin, LA Times
What the fuck
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A group of scarabs from the Scarabaeid family, July 1929.
Photograph by Edwin L. Wisherd, National Geographic
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Life Before Photoshop -1950
Bruce Mozert was renowned for being pretty innovative, coming up with underwater tricks to make these scenes seem as real as possible including using baking powder to create the powdery “smoke” coming out of the underwater barbecue.
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THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.
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Having problems finding a lipstick color for your cosplay? Look no further. I just found someone’s video tutorial on how to make lipsticks out of crayons. In the video she says that she found out that all of her favourite lipsticks had lead and that she found out that she could make lipstick out of lead free crayons. The entire time I was watching this video, I thought that it would work amazingly for someone looking for some cerulean blue lipstick for Vriska or Jade green lipstick for Kanaya or maybe some other cosplay character who has a weird lipstick color. In the video she also says that you could mix crayon colors to make weird colors.
I don’t even wear lipstick ever, but learning you can make it out of crayons now got me all excited to try it. o-o
Never buying lipstick again ever. I have basically everything I need (except crayons). Probably going to sub out shea butter for cocoa butter, and castor oil for olive oil and see how that works. SO EXCITED.
ANY LIPSTICK-WEARING MOTHERFUCKERS WILL FIND THIS USEFUL.
OR PEOPLE WHO PAINT THEIR SKIN IN ANY MANNER.
IDK I JUST FOUND THIS RECIPE FASCINATING AS HELL!
SKIP TO 1:46 IF YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT THE HISTORY AND JUST WANT SOME BALLIN’ LIPSTICK-LIKE SUBSTANCES OF VARYING COLORS.
GO TO HER YOUTUBE COMMENTS TO FIND SUBSTITUTES IF YOU NEED THEM.
FUCK YEAH!
What is this sorcery?!
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if you never had to actually have your rights voted on because you always had them by default i think it’s safe to say you can sit the fuck down
A fucking men
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Female Masturbation App Aims to Eliminate Social Stigma
Masturbation is an important step in sexual development for human beings, especially for women.
Sadly, a number of women are still unaware about their body parts, especially the genital region. And the best way to really learn about your body is of course, masturbation.
Tina Gong aims to rebrand the entire concept of female masturbation through education and light-hearted games, and therefore created the app, HappyPlayTime.
The app is currently in development to teach female anatomy to provide lessons on masturbation through a number of mini games; all decked out in a fleshy, pink tone, and a mascot that’s a gleeful personification of a vagina.
According to Tina, teaching a woman about her anatomy can seem a little too serious and of course, embarrassing. But with the help of something intimate, a woman would be able to approach the topic in their own privacy and learn a few more things about their body without having to share it with the world. HappyPlayTime hopes to eliminate the cultural stigma and makes it difficult for women to become truly sexually liberated.
For more information about the HappyPlayTime app, “show some love” and visit www.happyplaytime.com
Looks interesting!
IS THAT A KAWAII VAGINA OR WHAT
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But I’m a Cheerleader, 1999.
So much delight in this moment.
Really, though, if you paint my toes, you’re golden.
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